Paleo for Unicorns: Eat the Patriarchy – Feminist Paleo Cookbook

Microcosm Publishing
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$14.95
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Cooking shouldn't come with a side of diet culture or macho posturing. Paleo for Unicorns: Eat the Patriarchy is a refreshingly honest, humour-filled cookbook for anyone who wants to eat well on their own terms — no pseudoscience, no food policing, just real food and real talk. Whether you're brand new to the kitchen or just tired of cookbooks that take themselves too seriously, this one was written for you. It also makes a genuinely fun gift for the feminist foodie in your life.

📖 What's Inside

  • 🥚 Breakfast Recipes — Including options for those who'd rather skip it entirely (no judgment here)
  • 🥩 Meaty Mains & Salty Seafood — Satisfying, low-carb centrepiece dishes that actually get made
  • 🥗 Side Hustles — Simple sides that pull their weight without fuss
  • 🍫 Dessert — Because a paleo cookbook without dessert is no cookbook at all
  • 💡 Practical Cooking Tips — Grounded advice for absolute beginners and lapsed home cooks alike
  • 📚 Resources & Conclusion — Helpful references to keep you going beyond the last page

✨ Who This Book Is For

  • 🦄 Anyone curious about low-carb, gluten-free, dairy-free, or anti-inflammatory eating without the diet-bro energy
  • 🙌 Complete beginners who want to learn to cook without feeling talked down to
  • 💪 People who see feeding yourself well as a radical act of self-care
  • 🎁 A thoughtful, fun gift for feminist friends, family members, or anyone starting their cooking journey
  • 🏡 Caregivers cooking for others — kids, partners, whoever's at your table

📦 Product Details

  • 📍 Publisher: Microcosm Publishing — independent publisher and distributor
  • 🇺🇸 Made in: USA
  • 🏷️ Type: Cookbook / Book & Zine
  • 💰 Price: Under $20
  • 🌿 Dietary focus: Paleo, low-carb, gluten-free, dairy-free, anti-inflammatory

If you're ready to cook food that works for your body and your values, Paleo for Unicorns: Eat the Patriarchy is a great place to start — grab your copy today.

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Why 7kgs (15.43 lb)?

We took the average Carbon Emission of a 2lb package ground sent from NYC to LA and multiply that number by 4.

Why 2 bottles?

Millions of plastic bottles pollute our oceans every year, two standard bottles are a daily recommended water intake. We're committed to cleaning them up.

About Microcosm Publishing

Microcosm Publishing: Inspiring Change, One Book at a Time

Microcosm is an independent publisher and distributor based in Portland, OR and Cleveland, OH, dedicated to empowering readers through knowledge and action. We offer a unique catalog of books and zines focused on DIY skills, social justice, food, bicycling, gender, and self-care.

With a commitment to challenging conventional publishing norms, we prioritize marginalized voices and sustainable practices. From our humble beginnings in a bedroom closet to becoming a Publishers Weekly Fastest Growing Publisher, Microcosm remains dedicated to fostering a more equitable and just world through the power of words.

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