Sweary Cocktail Coasters – Black Linen Set of 8 | Funny Bar Gift
- Prix
- $44
These black linen cocktail coasters are the drink accessory your bar cart has been waiting for. Each coaster in this set of eight features a letter that stands for a swear word — subtle enough to keep it classy, cheeky enough to get a laugh. Whether you're hosting a cocktail night or hunting for a genuinely fun gift, these are a crowd-pleaser every time. 🍹
✨ Features
- 🖤 Striking Black Linen Material: Made from high-quality linen for a look that's both stylish and durable.
- 🔤 Sweary Monogram Design: Each coaster features a letter representing a different swear word — a full set of eight letters for maximum fun.
- 📐 Perfect Size: 5 inches square — roomy enough for any glass, mug, or cocktail shaker.
- 🤝 Set of Eight: Enough for a full table of guests, or to mix, match, and arrange as you like.
- 🧺 Easy to Care For: Machine washable and lay flat to dry — built for regular use, not just special occasions.
- 🎨 White Lettering: Bold contrast against the black linen makes the design pop on any surface.
- 🛠️ Handmade with Care: Crafted by Dot and Army with attention to quality and finish.
💛 Benefits
- 🎁 A gift people actually want: Skip the generic wine bottle. These coasters make a genuinely memorable gift for birthdays, housewarmings, bachelorette parties, or the holidays.
- 😂 Instant conversation starter: Lay them out at your next gathering and watch the reactions — they never get old.
- 🍸 Bar cart upgrade: Functional and fun, they add personality to any home bar setup without trying too hard.
- ♻️ Made to last: Washable linen means these come back out party after party, not just once.
- 🏠 Locally crafted: Made by a small independent maker — your purchase supports real, creative work.
📋 Product Specifications
- Set includes: 8 coasters
- Size: 5 inches square per coaster
- Material: High-quality black linen with white lettering
- Design: Sweary monogram — each letter represents a swear word
- Care: Machine wash, lay flat to dry
- Made by: Dot and Army
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash on a gentle cycle and lay flat to dry. That's it — no fuss, just clean coasters ready for the next round.
Add the Sweary Cocktail Coasters to your bar cart or wrap them up as a gift — either way, they're sure to raise a smile (and a glass). 🥂
Why Closiist?
- Sustainability: Clozist is committed to eco-friendly practices. We offer a wide range of sustainable and upcycled products, reducing your environmental impact.
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- Convenience: With free shipping on orders over $49 for members of our Reward Program, it's easy to shop online and have your products delivered to your doorstep.
- Impact: For every order we offset 7kgs of CO2 and rescue 2 plastic bottles from the Ocean. Check our impact here
Environmental Impact
Our efforts to reduce our CO2 emissions generated by the sending of your orders mean that today Clozist is Carbon Positive on its shipments.
With the help of Greenspark we voluntarily offset 7kg of CO2 and remove 2 plastic bottles from the oceans with each order at no extra cost to you.
Why 7kgs (15.43 lb)?
We took the average Carbon Emission of a 2lb package ground sent from NYC to LA and multiply that number by 4.
Why 2 bottles?
Millions of plastic bottles pollute our oceans every year, two standard bottles are a daily recommended water intake. We're committed to cleaning them up.
About Dot and Army
## Dot & Army
At **Dot & Army**, sustainability starts with the small choices we make every day. The company was founded on a simple belief: replacing everyday disposable products with reusable alternatives can have a meaningful impact on both our homes and the planet.
Based in coastal Georgia, Dot & Army is a **small-batch manufacturing company** creating thoughtfully designed reusable household essentials that help reduce waste without sacrificing style or convenience. From cloth napkins and reusable shopping bags to "unpaper" towels and other everyday essentials, each product is designed to make sustainable living feel simple and attainable.
### A Story Rooted in Family
Founder **Jennifer** has been sewing since she was just eight years old. Long before launching Dot & Army, her own family had already embraced a low-waste lifestyle, using cloth napkins and reusable "unpaper" towels for many years. What began as handmade products for her own home eventually grew into a business dedicated to helping others reduce their reliance on single-use paper products.
The name **Dot & Army** is a tribute to Jennifer's maternal grandparents, Dot and Army, whose kindness, generosity, and commitment to serving others continue to inspire the company's values. Their legacy reminds the team that businesses can create positive change not only through the products they make, but also through the way they treat people and their communities.
### Handmade with Purpose
Every Dot & Army product is made in small batches with great attention to quality and durability. By creating reusable alternatives that are built to last, the company encourages a shift away from disposable products and toward more mindful everyday habits. Choosing a cloth napkin over a paper one or replacing disposable paper towels with reusable cloth versions may seem like a small change, but over time these simple swaps can significantly reduce household waste.
### Small Changes, Big Impact
Dot & Army believes that sustainability doesn't have to be overwhelming. Every reusable product represents one less disposable item heading to the landfill, proving that meaningful environmental change often begins with small, consistent actions.
At **Clozist**, we're proud to welcome Dot & Army to our community of purpose-driven brands. Their commitment to handcrafted quality, reusable alternatives, and the belief that "little changes do make a difference" perfectly aligns with our mission to make sustainable living easier, more beautiful, and more accessible for every home.
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