Sweary Cocktail Coasters Set of 8 – Funny Linen Blend Coasters with Colorful Edging
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- $44
These Sweary Cocktail Coasters are the bar cart addition nobody knew they needed. A set of 8 linen blend coasters, each featuring a letter that cheekily stands in for a swear word — they're guaranteed to get a laugh at your next cocktail night. Handmade by Dot and Army, they also make a genuinely fun gift for the person who has everything.
✨ Features
- 🔤 Sweary Letter Design: Each coaster features a bold letter representing a different swear word — witty, playful, and just cheeky enough.
- 🎨 Colorful Edging: Bright, colorful borders give each coaster its own personality and add a pop of fun to any table setting.
- 🧵 Linen Poly Blend Material: Crafted from a durable linen poly blend that holds up to regular use without losing its shape or charm.
- 📐 5" Square Size: Generously sized at 5 inches square — fits most glasses, mugs, and cocktail tumblers with room to spare.
- 🖐️ Handmade with Care: Each coaster is handmade, so you know there's real craft and attention behind every stitch.
- 🔄 Set of 8: Eight coasters in the set, so the whole party is covered.
- 🫧 Easy to Clean: Machine washable — just lay flat to dry and they're ready to go again.
💛 Benefits
- 🎉 Brings the Fun: Sets a lighthearted tone for cocktail nights, dinner parties, or casual get-togethers — a conversation starter every time.
- 🎁 A Gift They'll Actually Use: Whether it's a housewarming, birthday, or just-because gift, this set hits the sweet spot between funny and genuinely useful.
- 🛡️ Protects Your Surfaces: Does the practical job well too — keeps your furniture ring-free while your guests enjoy a giggle.
- ♻️ Reusable & Built to Last: Washable and durable, so they'll earn their place in the rotation long after the party's over.
- 🏡 Locally Made: Crafted by Dot and Army — a brand you can feel good about supporting.
📋 Product Specifications
- 📦 Quantity: Set of 8
- 📐 Size: 5" x 5" square
- 🧵 Material: Linen poly blend
- 🫧 Care: Machine wash, lay flat to dry
- 🖐️ Construction: Handmade
- 🏷️ Brand: Dot and Army
Pick up a set of Sweary Cocktail Coasters for your next gathering — or wrap them up as a gift that will genuinely land. Add to cart before they sell out!
Why Closiist?
- Sustainability: Clozist is committed to eco-friendly practices. We offer a wide range of sustainable and upcycled products, reducing your environmental impact.
- Supporting Local Businesses: By shopping at Clozist, you're supporting US-based businesses and contributing to local economies.
- Unique and High-Quality Products: Clozist curates a collection of unique and high-quality products, often from smaller brands that you might not find elsewhere.
- Ethical Sourcing: Clozist prioritizes ethical sourcing and fair trade practices.
- Convenience: With free shipping on orders over $49 for members of our Reward Program, it's easy to shop online and have your products delivered to your doorstep.
- Impact: For every order we offset 7kgs of CO2 and rescue 2 plastic bottles from the Ocean. Check our impact here
Environmental Impact
Our efforts to reduce our CO2 emissions generated by the sending of your orders mean that today Clozist is Carbon Positive on its shipments.
With the help of Greenspark we voluntarily offset 7kg of CO2 and remove 2 plastic bottles from the oceans with each order at no extra cost to you.
Why 7kgs (15.43 lb)?
We took the average Carbon Emission of a 2lb package ground sent from NYC to LA and multiply that number by 4.
Why 2 bottles?
Millions of plastic bottles pollute our oceans every year, two standard bottles are a daily recommended water intake. We're committed to cleaning them up.
About Dot and Army
## Dot & Army
At **Dot & Army**, sustainability starts with the small choices we make every day. The company was founded on a simple belief: replacing everyday disposable products with reusable alternatives can have a meaningful impact on both our homes and the planet.
Based in coastal Georgia, Dot & Army is a **small-batch manufacturing company** creating thoughtfully designed reusable household essentials that help reduce waste without sacrificing style or convenience. From cloth napkins and reusable shopping bags to "unpaper" towels and other everyday essentials, each product is designed to make sustainable living feel simple and attainable.
### A Story Rooted in Family
Founder **Jennifer** has been sewing since she was just eight years old. Long before launching Dot & Army, her own family had already embraced a low-waste lifestyle, using cloth napkins and reusable "unpaper" towels for many years. What began as handmade products for her own home eventually grew into a business dedicated to helping others reduce their reliance on single-use paper products.
The name **Dot & Army** is a tribute to Jennifer's maternal grandparents, Dot and Army, whose kindness, generosity, and commitment to serving others continue to inspire the company's values. Their legacy reminds the team that businesses can create positive change not only through the products they make, but also through the way they treat people and their communities.
### Handmade with Purpose
Every Dot & Army product is made in small batches with great attention to quality and durability. By creating reusable alternatives that are built to last, the company encourages a shift away from disposable products and toward more mindful everyday habits. Choosing a cloth napkin over a paper one or replacing disposable paper towels with reusable cloth versions may seem like a small change, but over time these simple swaps can significantly reduce household waste.
### Small Changes, Big Impact
Dot & Army believes that sustainability doesn't have to be overwhelming. Every reusable product represents one less disposable item heading to the landfill, proving that meaningful environmental change often begins with small, consistent actions.
At **Clozist**, we're proud to welcome Dot & Army to our community of purpose-driven brands. Their commitment to handcrafted quality, reusable alternatives, and the belief that "little changes do make a difference" perfectly aligns with our mission to make sustainable living easier, more beautiful, and more accessible for every home.
Shipping & Delivery
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